Team

Meet the team of degenerates behind Slap City, a crew so twisted, they make your gay boyfriend look straight. They're the brains, brawn, and questionable morals behind the madness, stirring up more shit than a blender in a pile of compost.

Cap

Art

Somewhere in the rainforest we found the diversity hire we needed for this lineup, and for grants.

Slapster

Dev

Shady fucker in dire need of sunlight and some vitamin D, collects rubber ducks and dildos.

Slappy

Founder

Nobody really knows what he does. Leads the blind by screaming incoherently and stupidly.

Sports

Creative

Shoots transparent liquid paper, drinks writer's tears, seeks warm teddy bear cuddles.

Roach

Dev

Preaches veganism, does sketch things with tropical toads, chokes chickens and raises cocks.

Lucas

Art

Draws in only three colors with crayons he found in a gutter in the world's largest favela.

Martney

Art

Doodles for dollars, this slob smashes ice cream out the tub and doesn't reheat leftovers.

Laura

Art

Somewhere in the rainforest we found the diversity hire we needed for this lineup, and for grants.