Hustles

Rise from simp to chad in Slap City's shadiest hustles to get your $STACKS up. From"Hangover Hustle" to Slap City's hottest night spot, "Liquid Lounge", shape a rich, choice-driven narrative as you trigger subplots and choose your own adventure.

Earn $STACKS, find valuable loot and items to increase your Rizz, Flex, and Drip. But be careful, as there’s a chance that you’ll run into some shady characters at the end of every hustle, and will have to slap your way out of trouble.

If you win the slap-off you get to keep all the spoils, but if you STFO, it’s winner-take-all.

Hangover Hustle

Wake up with a pounding headache, a drained wallet, and a vague memory of last night's mistakes. Scramble to find your belongings, and dodge Lenny looking to collect last month's rent.

Boss: Landlord Lenny

Souvlaki Swindle

You get shafted with short shifts and shorter paychecks. You can serve the special sauce, but you can't make it. You can always do worse, and yes, you will.

Boss: Stuttering Dimitrios

Four-Finger Fumble

Hit the pawnshop, and unload some vintage gear. In this den of deceit, where mob ties knot tightly and fingers are a currency, every transaction is a gamble.

Boss: Tony Four-Fingers

Curl Up & Dye

Sweet talk your fiery ex as she snips and styles. Charm her right, and she might offer a special treat. But be careful, rumors say she's given haircuts... below the belt!

Boss: Maria

Liquor and Latex

Stock up on your evening essentials: smokes, spirits, and safeguards. Rub elbows, do a favor or two, and you might score some deals. Always play it safe!

Boss: Jesus "Tiger" Singh

Liquid Lounge

Where the players play, the baddies slay, and the party lasts till the very next day. In the end, you're either illiquid or drowning in it.

Boss: Snooze Jackson