Characters
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Ten playable characters sketchier than your incognito browser history. Steer them through a shitshow of bad decisions, dodgy deals, and the occasional slap in the face. Fuck around and find out.
The Slap City collection is capped at 10,000 unique NFTs with an initial allocation of 80% Dickies and 20% Bosses.
From: The Projects, Slap City
Occupation: Simp Home Turf: Slap City
Dicky's the name, and chaos is his game. Straight outta the city's grimiest dives, he's got mad baby momma drama and more debts than sense. In an underworld drowning in cheap liquor and cheaper tricks, Dicky's grinding hard to dodge eviction and child support payments. Can he finesse his way into the biggest party in Slap City?
From: Southside, Slap City
Occupation: Dicky’s Landlord Home Turf: Hangover Hustle
Evicts tenants and evades their concerns, Lenny doesn't play around. Always all up in your business, he's clued in to all your degeneracy. You're gonna have to do him some favors or you'll become "Chief Player in the Uncharted Terrain of No Permanent Address." Has a soft spot for gambling and a hard-on for loud dogs.
From: Mykonos, Greece
Occupation: Owner of Souvlaki Swindle and Dicky’s boss Home Turf: Souvlaki Swindle
Slightly Greasy. Makes the meanest Gyro with a side of slurs on repeat and his top-secret special sauce. Possibly the lovechild of a dictator, he's also your boss. How he passes health inspections is almost as mysterious as the ingredients to his sauce - so secret that he locked away the recipe in a safe. Enjoys strong women and moonlight serenades.
From: Palermo, Sicily
Occupation: Owner of Four-Finger Fumble, the local Pawn Shop Home Turf: Four-Finger Fumble
Sicilian pawnshop owner, his knack for spotting fake Rolexes is rivaled only by his penchant for collecting unique finger-prints as collateral. Be careful with what you're trying to pawn, Tony has absolutely zero chill for knockoffs or sob stories.
From: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Occupation: Owner of Curl Up and Dye and Dicky's ex gf Home Turf: Curl Up and Dye
Slap City’s sultry stylist has hands that work wonders on more than just hair. With a back room rumored to contain more than just hair products, she's ruffled more than just feathers . Always up for some after-hours fun, with her every night has potential for a twist. Just remember, with Maria, things might get hairy.
From: Mumbai, India
Occupation: Owner of Holy Smokes and Blessed Brews Home Turf: Liquor and Latex
Five convenience stores and three gas stations later, nobody fucks with the Tiger Jesus. Self proclaimed holy man. "Holy Smokes 'n' Blessed Brews" is his HQ, conveniently located across the street. This is where you grab your essentials. Enjoys salsa dancing and provides discounts for certain services.
From: Southside, Slap City
Occupation: Owner of Liquid Lounge Home Turf: Liquid Lounge
Owner of "Liquid Lounge" nightclub and undisputed king of the Southside. Pay up and he'll arrange anything you need. Suffers from narcolepsy. After hours is when things get heated... If Snooze can stay awake long enough. Likes all things that glitter.
From: Beijing, China
Occupation: Owner of Risky Rinse Home Turf: Risky Rinse
Runs games and washes dirty laundry, the cockfights are probably just rumors. As the machines spin and stacks get washed, the backrooms of his laundromat host Slap City's finest for the biggest poker games. Says all proceeds go to his "For the Children" foundation. Loves hip hop and feeding birds.
From: Vladivostok, Russia
Occupation: Owner of Pump Palace Home Turf: Pump Palace
Sells various shakes, juices, and magical powders from his gym on the Southside. He's all about health and wellness. Super Slap host and former champion, he runs unsanctioned slap competitions in the steam room. Animal rights activist and avid hunter.
From: The Burbs, Slap City
Occupation: Head Madam at Radiant Rugs Home Turf: Radiant Rugs
Yoga instructor by day, madam by night. Does social media marketing on weekends. Loves avocado on toast. If this reads like a dating profile, it's because it mostly is, and it's how you hooked up. She has a big heart and even bigger lungs.
