Grinds

Grind your way to the top at Slap City's seediest spots. From Candy's radiant rug to Wu Teng's dirty draws, boost your rizz, flex your pipe and let your drip gush like a busted sewer line.

Spend $STACKS to get your Rizz, Drip, and Flex up as you improve your character’s stats to get stronger, earn more, and find luck in all the wrong places.

But be careful, because just like in hustles, your ops are waiting for you to slip up at the end of every grind.

Risky Rinse

As the machines spin, stacks get washed in the back rooms. The biggest poker games get played here. Unconfirmed cockfights.

Boss: Wu Teng

Pump Palace

Hit the local gym, not just to pump iron but to also take part in the underground slapfest. Just be careful not to get the shit slapped out of you.

Boss: Boris "Boo-Bear" Baryshnikov

Radiant Rugs

The finest in adult entertainment. Bootleg booze, imported rugs, and prompt service. But everyone knows the real action happens in the VIP room.

Boss: Candy Sparklejugs