Items
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Slap City offers a wide variety of items to help you on your journey to Gigachad. From trait boosting items, to items that alter subplots, to epic loot that is the stuff of legends you’re sure to find something to keep your Dicky hard and ready.
A low budget cologne that seems to attract every catfish in town. While it won’t get you laid, it'll certainly earn you some cents...
Drip +5%
Tightly hugs Dicky's biceps and illusions of grandeur. At least it’s not a sock.
Flex +5%
Not quite the meal fit for a champion, but its charred resilience adds some backbone to your meager stature.
Flex +10%
Dimitrios seldom gives these out. Waving this around makes one feel like they own the place.
Drip +10%
An ordinary pair of dice, but in the right (or wrong) hands, they have an uncanny knack to land just right.
Rizz +5%
Leafing through it, Dicky daydreams of the finer things in life and the power of swindling.
Drip +10%
A piece of someone's crowning glory. Surprisingly, wearing it adds some swagger to Dicky's stride.
Flex +20%
A smear of this and suddenly Dicky's hair and hopes are shooting upwards.
Rizz +10%
Apparently Venus is in retrograde, and though Dicky has no clue what that means, he feels luckier.
Rizz +15%
A tiny paper filled with Dicky's "destined" digits. It might not win the jackpot, but it sure gets you dibs at the dinner table!
Drip +20%
The sheer audacity of skipping out on this hefty bill emboldens Dicky with thoughts of grandeur and graft.
Flex +20%
A bottle so exclusive, even the bartenders haven't heard of it. Side effects may include uncontrollable "sorry" outbursts.
Rizz +20%
It ticks, tocks, and even tells time twice a day, guaranteed! The perfect wristwatch for impressing from a distance.
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Rated PG... for Pretty Graphic. Play in private, or in Greek diners when you're looking to serve more than just meat.
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This glossy, shimmering ticket isn't just a pass to the Liquid Lounge; it's an invitation to Slap City’s biggest party. Flash this, and watch doors—and perhaps a few zippers—fly open for Dicky.
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Pages stickier than your grandma's jam. Comes with a centrefold that looks oddly familiar!
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Every glimmer is a testament to its snug fit. Best worn under a full moon – causes blind spots in broad daylight.
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Luxuriously soft but surprisingly sturdy. Perfect for "keeping things in place" or nights you want to remember (or forget).
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Delicate and daring, this tickler promises tantalizing sensations. Crafted from the rare feathers of a Pink Pigeon, it's known to provoke immeasurable excitement. Definitely not your grandmother's kind of quill.
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Elevates any “guess the flavor” game to a tantalizingly tactile treasure hunt. Perfect for surprise birthday parties and other nightly activities.
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It doesn't open a door, but a realm of secret soirees and mystical musings. Made of 100% genuine fake gold!
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Woven by the sultry sirens of Slap City, it's said to trap not just dreams, but desires. Hang this above your bed and witness nocturnal reveries so vivid and wild, you'll wake up with more than just a smile. Make sure you've got clean sheets handy.
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It's old, dusty, and has an uncanny resemblance to Dicky on one side. Probably a coincidence, right?
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A document ensuring Dicky's residence in Slap City remains undisturbed for life. No more evictions!
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An explosive concoction of crushed beetles, unidentified herbs, and pure placebo. Proven to add heft to any ego.
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The ultimate protein-packed sandwich, with herbs picked from Mount Olympus and meat from a beast only Hercules could tame. One bite and your pecs perk up, your lats loosen, and you could arm-wrestle Zeus himself.
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It's skimpy, scandalous, and glitters just right. Wearing it in public might be illegal, but the treasures it reveals are purely legendary.
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This rod has seen more curves than a winding Celtic path. Holding it can be invigorating, but make sure to grasp with caution—its magic is known to charm more than just serpents.
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Not for the faint-hearted. Apply liberally for maximum potency and a lifetime of bathroom regrets.
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Inclusive pleasure maker, potential weapon. Lube it up and go from beta to alpha in no time.
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Cock-a-doodoo-do! This cock crows twice a day, so don't be a cuck and stay hustlin'. Redeem for $69.
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Smoke the competition with this one-of-a-kind masterpiece and talk all the shit you ever dreamt of. Redeem for $420.
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