Items

Slap City offers a wide variety of items to help you on your journey to Gigachad. From trait boosting items, to items that alter subplots, to epic loot that is the stuff of legends you’re sure to find something to keep your Dicky hard and ready.

Bottle of Eau du Savage

A low budget cologne that seems to attract every catfish in town. While it won’t get you laid, it'll certainly earn you some cents...

Drip +5%

Headband

Tightly hugs Dicky's biceps and illusions of grandeur. At least it’s not a sock.

Flex +5%

Slightly Overcooked Pita

Not quite the meal fit for a champion, but its charred resilience adds some backbone to your meager stature.

Flex +10%

Coupon for Free Gyros

Dimitrios seldom gives these out. Waving this around makes one feel like they own the place.

Drip +10%

Dodgy Dice

An ordinary pair of dice, but in the right (or wrong) hands, they have an uncanny knack to land just right.

Rizz +5%

Roleks Catalog

Leafing through it, Dicky daydreams of the finer things in life and the power of swindling.

Drip +10%

Stray Hair Extension

A piece of someone's crowning glory. Surprisingly, wearing it adds some swagger to Dicky's stride.

Flex +20%

Maria's Styling Gel

A smear of this and suddenly Dicky's hair and hopes are shooting upwards.

Rizz +10%

Horoscope Cutout

Apparently Venus is in retrograde, and though Dicky has no clue what that means, he feels luckier.

Rizz +15%

Lottery Ticket

A tiny paper filled with Dicky's "destined" digits. It might not win the jackpot, but it sure gets you dibs at the dinner table!

Drip +20%

Unpaid Club Tab

The sheer audacity of skipping out on this hefty bill emboldens Dicky with thoughts of grandeur and graft.

Flex +20%

Canadian Goose Vodka

A bottle so exclusive, even the bartenders haven't heard of it. Side effects may include uncontrollable "sorry" outbursts.

Rizz +20%

Shiny Roleks

It ticks, tocks, and even tells time twice a day, guaranteed! The perfect wristwatch for impressing from a distance.

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Bootleg Mixtape

Rated PG... for Pretty Graphic. Play in private, or in Greek diners when you're looking to serve more than just meat.

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VIP Pass

This glossy, shimmering ticket isn't just a pass to the Liquid Lounge; it's an invitation to Slap City’s biggest party. Flash this, and watch doors—and perhaps a few zippers—fly open for Dicky.

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Ruggs Magazine

Pages stickier than your grandma's jam. Comes with a centrefold that looks oddly familiar!

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Sequin Speedo

Every glimmer is a testament to its snug fit. Best worn under a full moon – causes blind spots in broad daylight.

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Satin Cuffs

Luxuriously soft but surprisingly sturdy. Perfect for "keeping things in place" or nights you want to remember (or forget).

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Exotic Pink Feather

Delicate and daring, this tickler promises tantalizing sensations. Crafted from the rare feathers of a Pink Pigeon, it's known to provoke immeasurable excitement. Definitely not your grandmother's kind of quill.

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Silky Blindfold

Elevates any “guess the flavor” game to a tantalizingly tactile treasure hunt. Perfect for surprise birthday parties and other nightly activities.

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Key to the Backdoor

It doesn't open a door, but a realm of secret soirees and mystical musings. Made of 100% genuine fake gold!

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Divine Dreamcatcher

Woven by the sultry sirens of Slap City, it's said to trap not just dreams, but desires. Hang this above your bed and witness nocturnal reveries so vivid and wild, you'll wake up with more than just a smile. Make sure you've got clean sheets handy.

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Old Chinese Coin

It's old, dusty, and has an uncanny resemblance to Dicky on one side. Probably a coincidence, right?

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Lease for Life

A document ensuring Dicky's residence in Slap City remains undisturbed for life. No more evictions!

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Mystery Muscle Powder

An explosive concoction of crushed beetles, unidentified herbs, and pure placebo. Proven to add heft to any ego.

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Gyro of Gains

The ultimate protein-packed sandwich, with herbs picked from Mount Olympus and meat from a beast only Hercules could tame. One bite and your pecs perk up, your lats loosen, and you could arm-wrestle Zeus himself.

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Lucky Leopard Thong

It's skimpy, scandalous, and glitters just right. Wearing it in public might be illegal, but the treasures it reveals are purely legendary.

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Cane of Charm and Countless Coincidences

This rod has seen more curves than a winding Celtic path. Holding it can be invigorating, but make sure to grasp with caution—its magic is known to charm more than just serpents.

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